This update is a little smaller than originally planned to make room for a slightly bigger update with the final release.Please report any bugs. Oddities because of the new UI...
This update is a little smaller than originally planned to make room for a slightly bigger update with the final release. Please report any bugs. Oddities because of the new UI system may have slipped through the cracks..
2 new sleep scenes
4 animations
1 new shop item
Bedroom UI update
Small QOL update to hopefully make MC’s room a little easier to navigate.
Will probably add it to Sera’s house too.
New Shop UI
Images are not final.
Known bugs:
Money earned from hacking might display incorrectly on old saves. Should update correctly when you hack a few times.
All subscriberschaos3 Sep 2025
A Court of Chaos 1.4
A Court of Chaos 1.1 I hadn’t intended to add any new full scenes to this update, but I guess that makes me a big fat phony. Thanks to everyone...
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